5 Reasons your Best friend is the best wing woman you'll EVER have!


When stepping out for a night on the town, you never leave home without that one important thing: your wing woman/women - otherwise known as your best friend(s).

Guys constantly rely on their wing man to help them score some tale for the night. Though wing women tend to do the same, they also guide you through your drunken haze, which usually causes you to speak to random men who, if you were sober you wouldn't really pay much attention to. It sounds rude... but it's true.

Best friends are practically joined at the hip; therefore, the position of wing woman becomes second nature.

Here is why your bestie is hands down the best wing woman you'll ever have:

1. She always saves you from creepers. Bar creepers always seem to find themselves in the right place at the right time, preying on the innocent intoxicated ladies. Of course, there are different variations of a creeper: the I-bought-you-a-drink-and-now-you're-stuck-with-me-for-the-rest-of-the-night guy, the watcher, the one that constantly tries to get behind you and "dance" which usually looks more like a staggering dry hump. Steering your way through the commotion can be a bit complicated if you're alone. BUT never fear, when your handy dandy wing woman is present! She shows up and poof! They're gone.

2. She will pick you up and dust you off, if you bust your ass in the club. May or may not have happened to you but if it has your bestie is there to contain some of the embarrassment. She'll swoop you up, grab your purse and drag you to the bathroom. Problem semi solved.

3. She doesn't judge you for having that third, fourth, fifth or sixth. She knows you're on a mission! Liquid courage is encouraged. She will definitely have the shots lined up. In fact, she's your designated drinking partner, shots anyone?

4. She knows your type. You know when she's spotted someone she thinks you should talk to. The not so nonchalant glances, head nods, and wide eyes indicate that she has spotted your prey for the night. The best part is, if you're shy and not drunk enough to stir up a conversation she will find the perfect opener to introduce the two of you. Is she fabulous or what?

5. Last but not least, she is your designated bathroom partner.  It is an unwritten rule that women have to go to the bathroom together. Honestly, who pees alone these days? Most of the time you're not even using the toilet, you're just there to check each other out in the mirror. A lot of random things happen in the bathroom. Where else would you see a woman having a full-blown conversation with a soap dispenser?

All in all, your best friends should always be your designated wing women. Be prepared for memorable nights filled with laughter, sexy men, and drunken shenanigans.




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